slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

prouvaireish:

ready for that southern family reunion

godotstopdot:

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

Get this on tumblr radar

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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gallifrey-feels:

lastofthetimeladies:

Hey…what is this utensil??? What does it do????

RULES OVER THE SEVEN SEAS