theloserestloserwhoeverlost:

Bisexual: *ends up in same sex relationship*
Society: THEY WERE GAY. WHOLE TIME. YUP. JUST SCARED TO COME OUT.
bisexual: *ends up in opposite sex relationship*
Society: STRAIGHT PEOPLE JUST EXPERIMENTING. ALL OF THEM.

phyl-intheblank:

acidexpress:

make it stop

No

phyl-intheblank:

acidexpress:

make it stop

No

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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bitchyougood:

I would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

porch:

best insult ever

porch:

best insult ever

jrdnmclrn:

Relationship goals

jrdnmclrn:

Relationship goals